Rob, How do you keep your head so shiney clean?
ROB: You sound like a fellow slaphead. For best results I like to use the shoe buffer in a hotel lobby. Failing that run through the car wash naked. PS... look out for Paul Johnson next season as his is rapidly withering away.
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