THERE are two phrases I've never really understood: Fashion victim and muffin tops.

With the advent of warm weather, a quick walk round Northwich town centre has now cleared up any misunderstanding, I may have had.

Come on girls, crop tops and low rise trousers may be fashionable, but not when you've got more flab hanging out than a sumo wrestler.

I'm not an Adonis with rippling muscles and I admit to being a stone or two overweight but at least I have the good grace to not put it on public display.

FAT BLOKE