GONE fishing now has a whole new meaning! Believe it or not, it's a new form of robbery.

Cunning burglars are using poles to reach in through letterboxes and fish for keys.

They've already managed to steal lots of house keys and car keys. You think you're safe in your own home but be careful.

Don't leave any keys within a pole's length of the front door.

DO we need seat belts on trains? Who is going to put them on and how do you police it?

Every time there is a disaster, people always come up with new ideas. I just wonder if seat belts are the answer?

The Paddington crash is a terrible thing but it's worth remembering that you're still safer in a train than on the road.

WAS distressed about Matthew in Eastenders. I wonder if they're trying to jump on the Coronation Street Free Deirdre bandwagon.

That really captured everyone's imagination.

I think it's terrible that he should have been jailed. I'm going to start a free Matthew campaign in the World!

I think he's one of the finest actors in soaps.

Steve Owen is just a bad egg. It sends out all the wrong signals - go out and murder someone and blame your mate...

THIS Sunday is my first OTT X-rated no-holds-barred phone-in on Radio City 96.7FM. It runs from 10pm-2am and is a welcome return to the airwaves for me.

But - be warned - it will be a phone-in with a difference. Dear old ladies, don't be shocked.

If you don't like it, switch off!

Converted for the new archive on 13 March 2001. Some images and formatting may have been lost in the conversion.