AFTER talking about single mums and under-age sex for four hours on my radio show this week, I've come to the conclusion that it is totally and utterly the parents' fault!

They leave the TV switched on, letting kids watch whatever they want. They never sit down and talk to their children.

If parents can't bring up kids properly, they shouldn't have them. And I'm a firm believer that parents should foot the bill for their offspring - they shouldn't sponge off the state.

If they lived in other countries such as Mexico, they wouldn't get a penny. Britain is one of the few places that dishes out so many benefits.

CONGRATULATIONS to all the greedy artists in showbusiness who have totally screwed up New Year's Eve. Lots of big time acts who were charging £150 are now asking £1,500 for millennium celebrations. They've simply outpriced themselves and ruined it for everyone else. Lots of events are getting cancelled because the tickets are simply too expensive. Why should these acts expect so much money?

THE French make me sick. Why not ban their apples and block the tunnel off!

I am totally anti-French. Their attitude stinks. They can't walk down the road to make a protest, they have to throw missiles, burn things and attack people.

Feeding animals sewage is totally vile. It is time we fought back.

YOU can now buy a beautiful baby on the internet. Ron's Angels are advertising the eggs of beautiful models to couples who want perfect children. It is extremely sad that we are now living in times where people are prepared to pay up to $42,000 to buy a baby. It's just like a horror film.

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