GET ready chaps - because it's Tomb Raider time again! Once more we get to see one of the world's most glamorous and stunning actresses dressed in tight-fitting body suits brandishing various automatic weapons.
This weekend sees Angelina Jolie reprise her role as Lara Croft in the second Tomb Raider film: Cradle of Life.
The movie promises more ridiculous action sequences than a James Bond film and plot lines more preposterous than an episode of Neighbours.
Croft faces her greatest challenge yet as she travels around the world in search of the infamous site known as The Cradle of Life.
It is here where she hopes she will find the mythical Pandora's Box.
No doubt she entered into this enterprise thinking it would be a good step up the archaeological career ladder.
Little did she know that she would end up having to save the world from unspeakable evil while battling numerous maniacal baddies along the way.
Still it all looks good on the CV and I think that she would do very well on Tony Robinson's Time Team.
If Tony gets any grief from grumpy residents in Chipping Sodbury about mounds of earth being left in their back garden he can just send in Lara with her AK47 and they'll soon be mucking in with a trowel!
Paul Keaveny
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