PERHAPS us residents of Sandymoor have got it all wrong by opposing Cheshire Police's planned custody suite at Manor Park.

After all, we are all 'loaded' and can afford to move out of the area at the drop of a hat when local crime soars.

And of course, with our top-of-the-range cars and money for holidays we can swap this blot on the landscape for sunnier climes whenever we choose.

And, should the worst come to the worst and someone gets mugged, assualted or god-forbid murdered, there'll always be the new police station nearby!

Some come on Sandymoor, perhaps we should wait and see.

You never know... maybe we'll get a council tax rebate by way of thanks for hosting every Tom, Dick and Dirty Harry who gets put up at our expense.

Benefits indeed!

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