HIDEOUS loser Ian Davenport is up to his old tricks again when Sally returns from her hols to discover he has been unfaithful to her - if you can count being unfaithful to your mistress as being unfaithful in Coronation Street.

Anyway, the slimy salesman has been up to no good with Lisa, the girl drafted in to do Sally's job while she was away. And she has clearly been taking her role as a replacement very seriously.

What it is about Ian that attracts all these women is a mystery. Yes, he owns his own business, but is having a man with power and money worth it when he is such a repulsive sleazeball?

Let's face it ladies, we've all been associated with losers. Why is it that as soon as a useless excuse for a man comes along you can't help yourself?

Look at Louise in Emmerdale. You just know that if she ditches Terry for Matthew (who, granted, is a bit dishy) it won't be long before he's making her miserable.

While I'm on the topic of relationships, Tracy and Steve in Corrie - what's all that about? Are you telling me that any man would want to go out with a woman who has terrorized him every day that has passed since their one night stand?

Also this week on Corrie, Angela has a rant at Martin at Katy's graveside. But don't worry too much about him. No doubt Gail will be there to flutter her eyelashes and give him a shoulder to cry on when he gets home.

Over in EastEnders, Johnny Allen - top class gangster and rubbish father - finally decides it is time to let Tina and Ruby meet.