I'm not cyling to work through Sankey, I'm time-trialling for the lead in the Tour De France.
That giffer on a mountain bike is actually Iban Mayo, about to launch a devastating attack on the next climb.
Those cars in front are from Eurosport filming as I climb through the rankings.
The steep hill I go up to home - that's the famous L'Alpe D'Huez, of course.
Well, maybe not, but you can dream.
Here's two great clips that feed your day dreams.
His one ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQDjqAkLUB0&mode=related&search= ) is one of the greatest and most dramatic stages in modern cycling history.
Lance Armstrong, under constant attack and going for his fifth Tour De France win to equal the record, is brought down by a spectator.
What does he do next?
What only Lance Armstrong can do.
I saw this happen like and it's still damn exciting.
The other is an old clip from cycling days I don't remmeber, back from what could be called the modern Golden Era of cycling - the late 1980s. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJSgzHTRg38 )
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